If you illegally cross the North Korean border, you get 15 years hard labor.
If you illegally cross the Afghanistan border, you get shot.
If you illegally cross the Iranian border, you get up to 8 years in prison.
If you illegally cross the US border, you get a job, driver's license, food stamps, housing, health care, education, 7 years of tax free business, and, depending on the state, dirt cheap college education.
Man I wish I were an illegal immigrant.
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