Thursday, January 3, 2013

Wal-Mart vs The Morons



Wal-Mart vs The Morons
From Pastor Lindsey Williams
1-3-13
1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute.

3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March 17th) than Target

sells all year.

4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears + Costco + K-Mart

combined.

5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest private employer, and most

speak English.

6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.

7. Wal-Mart now sells more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and keep in mind

they did this in only fifteen years.

8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains sought bankruptcy.

9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are Super Centers; this

is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.

11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occur at Wal-Mart stores.

(Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)

12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.

You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the ground work for

suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Mart to fix the economy.

This should be read and understood by all Americans... Democrats, Republicans,

EVERYONE!!

To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature

It is now official that the majority of you are corrupt morons:

A. The U.S.Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it

right and it is broke.

B. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 74 years to get it right and it is

broke.

C. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 71 years to get it right and it is

broke.

D. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 45 years to get it right. $1 trillion of our

money is confiscated each year and transferred to "the Poor" and they only want more.

E. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You've had 44 years to get it right

and they are broke.

F. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 39 years to get it right and it is

broke.

G. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen our dependence on foreign

oil.

The DOE has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of $24 billion a year and we

import more oil than ever before. You've had 32 years to get it right. And it is an abysmal
failure.

You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down our throats while overspending our tax dollars.

AND YOU WANT AMERICANS TO BELIEVE YOU CAN BE TRUSTED WITH A GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE SYSTEM?

Folks, keep this circulating. It is very well stated. Maybe it will end up in the emails of

some of our "duly elected' (they never read anything) and their staff will clue them in on
how Americans feel.

I know what's wrong. We have lost our minds to "Political Correctness".

Someone please tell me what the HELL's wrong with all the people that run this country!

We're "broke" and can't help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans, Homeless, etc.?

In the last months, we have provided aid to Haiti , Chile, and Turkey and now

Pakistan... previous home of bin Laden. Literally, BILLIONS of DOLLARS.

Our retired seniors living on a 'fixed income' receive no aid nor do they get any breaks...

AMERICA - a country where we have homeless without shelter, children going to bed

hungry, elderly going without 'needed' meds, and mentally ill without treatment -etc,etc.

Imagine if the *GOVERNMENT* gave 'US' the same support they give to other countries.

Sad isn't it?

99% of people won't have the guts to forward this.

I'm one of the 1% -- I Just Did
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